Nice one liners. What are some beautiful one


Irvin 23 Witty One Liners That Are So Good, They’ll Crack You Up
  • Royal A smile is happiness, you will find right under your nose. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
17.04.2020
Angel 40 Inspirational One
  • Jordan No matter how many times I've seen episodes of The Office over and over again thanks, Netflix! Never, under any circumstances, combine a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
28.02.2020
Keven 150 Funny Flirty One Liners
  • Clement A tornado of roses from divine. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
  • Byron But sometimes, it's the only way to survive a rock climbing catastrophe. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
19.04.2020
Isaac Short Jokes
  • Bobby One Line Status On Smile A smile is a friend maker.
  • Loren Sometimes we all need to hear words that lift us up. ~Author : Eric Sevareid Great Sayings You may live a long while with some people and be on friendly terms with them and never speak openly with them from your soul.
27.02.2020
Bradley 42 Funny One Liner Jokes
  • Theron Here we have one line status for girls and boys both. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.
17.05.2020
Chad 23 Witty One Liners That Are So Good, They’ll Crack You Up
  • Christina If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? ~Author : John Fitzgerald Kennedy Inspirational Sayings A nation which has forgotten the quality of courage which in the past has been brought to public life is not as likely to insist upon or regard that quality in its chosen leaders today--and in fact we have forgotten. We've all experienced that awkward moment of silence.
22.05.2020
Leon 23 Witty One Liners That Are So Good, They’ll Crack You Up
  • Aldo The freedom is greater when you are single.
  • Roman Being male is a matter of birth, Being man is a matter of age, but being gentelman is a matter of choice.
02.04.2020
Shelby What are some beautiful one
  • Seymour Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat? ~Author : Jean Genet Famous Quotes Irrational barriers and ancient prejudices fall quickly when the question of survival itself is at stake. Be beautiful, be stylish, and love yourself.
  • Kevin But then again, I also have the sense of humor of a twelve year old, so that could possibly have something to do with it as well. You will never win if you never begin.
15.04.2020
Nolan What are some beautiful one
  • Paul Heraclitus Quoted by Aristotle in the Nicomachean Ethics Only when it is dark enough, can you see the stars. ~Author : Anonymous Nice Quotes Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit Perhaps it will be pleasing sometime to have remembered these things, from The Aeneid ~Author : Virgil Great Sayings A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
16.05.2020
Marquis 23 Witty One Liners That Are So Good, They’ll Crack You Up
  • Roderick Walk like you have three men walking behind you. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
  • Malcolm If you can dream it, you can achieve it. Okay, so remember how he decided the office was going to do a run for rabies awareness after Meredith found out she had it when she got hit by Michael's car? I'm not inflatable Does killing time damage eternity? Carl Sagan Cosmos, 1980 No one has ever become poor by giving.
06.04.2020
Samuel Nice One Liners
  • Blaine ~Author : Maxim Gorky Meaningful Sayings It is only the great men who are truly obscene. I never make mistakes, I thought I did once.
  • Blair I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
22.05.2020